The Answer

Walking down the street to the supermarket, I see at the end of the road two guys in orange jackets, that only mean one thing... Be thought, keep walking...

When I meet the first one he opens his arms and asks: do you know WWF? Me, not even taking a look at his eyes answered: - I don't like pandas, I don't like tigers, I don't like the wilderness, and I am a Mormon-

You have to be ready in life, or you will get F____